10 Frowning Street
31st September 2011
Dear Fellow British Citizen,
As part of our on-going commitment to improving British standards, Your Government has recently carried out a web-content quality review of the website www.davelucascaricatures.com. I feel it is my duty to inform you that this really is a very silly website indeed – and not in the least conducive to the spirit of the jolly sensible Britain my team and I are striving so hard to build for you and your children's generation.
Therefore, I would like to appeal to you in the hope that you will join me in an undertaking: that henceforth you will only visit approved websites - that can be trusted never to mis-portray any of our respected ministers as having a nose that resembles an Orang-Utan's winky-woo.
In recognition of your co-operation, I Hereby promise to give you all a great big society hug, with the exception of those young men amongst you wearing hooded fleece jackets (sorry, but I'm still trying to live down the lampoonery I received from the popular press over this issue the last time).
Yours Sincerely, Davy Boy